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Tuesday, July 18th — Text Post

coldsolderjoint:

catchymemes:

Goodboy takes the train

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Tuesday, July 18th — Text Post

agentumbls:

gothcostco:

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VIOLENCE!!!!

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Tuesday, July 18th — Text Post

jame7t:

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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Tuesday, July 18th — Text Post

beeelderly:

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake

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habbadax:
“Mystery solvers
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habbadax:

Mystery solvers

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Saturday, July 1st — Text Post

pasteboard:

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hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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Saturday, July 1st — Text Post

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Sunday, June 25th — Text Post

amberluvsbugs:

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Ruin Eclipse doodle. I’m very curious about what their role is going to be in the DLC.

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kerosene:

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valdrake:

starswift-borzoi:

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

that’s Snoopy

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Saturday, June 17th — Text Post

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Saturday, June 17th — Text Post

confused-bagel:

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Sonic says: Happy Pride Month!! 🌈

JUNE 1.23

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deerpong:
“  Limp Biscuit
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deerpong:

Limp Biscuit

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Friday, June 16th — Text Post

acidhues:

beaft:

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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friedunicornstudio:
“Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.
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friedunicornstudio:
“Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.
”
friedunicornstudio:
“Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.
”
friedunicornstudio:
“Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.
”

friedunicornstudio:

Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.

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Friday, June 16th — Text Post

sulkings:

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

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